Monday, December 11, 2006

learn something today

here is something fun for everyone. i randomly found some words on the urban dictionary and am going to post them here cause they're pretty great and i think we should maybe use them more in our everyday language. i know i for one will use these more often and i hope you will too.

Chunk up the deuce - Putting up a sideways peace sign with your hand.

Hamburgler - To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.

Nap fraud - When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

why am i doing this this is stupid... oh yeah cause i don't want to study.

a badunkadunk butt - Someone in possession of a large posterior. Also known as "junk in the trunk."

Karpet Kid - a person who has a class in the carpet hallway. the carpet hallway is for a retarded person like micayla

umm... i don't know how valid that last one is really but its on the site so its probably legit.

In other news the paper is done for christmas but i still have two exams and an essay so i think everyone should feel sorry for me and my plight.

heres a picture on my computer:


thats a real CD, you're not hallucinating.

6 comments:

Mike said...

dont believe anything you read on the internet. not. even. this. is your mind blown?!

Anonymous said...

Mike, for $5 I think you should buy me that CD for Christmas.

It will make my entire life.

Anonymous said...

mike, your most recent blog entry sure was 'crunk'.

am i using that word right, here? i figured you would know.

Mike said...

katherine, when i get more traffic to my site and the big time advertising bucks start flowing in i'll buy you that cd.
travis that is not the correct use of the word crunk. crunk = crazy drunk. you could say it was fly, bumpin, mad hot (possibly depending on how much you liked it) or a term i just made up, crunny (crazy funny).

Katie said...

Crunny sounds like something you'd go to a doctor to have checked out.

But don't go to hot doctor for that sort of thing, I dun want none of that shit passed on to me during my breast exam.

Anonymous said...

im in ur blog, postin some commentz