this is the future of blogging

this is mostly just a test to see if I can blog from my phone. let's see if this works...

and just so this is not a total waste of time for you, the reader, I ate lunch at Harvey's today (don't tell McDonald's!).

update: Mission accomplished. now I can blog from anywhere, driving, playing soccer or even from prison.

look what I stumbled upon

In my daily internetting I came across a verrrrrry interesting youtube video which I'm sure some of you may enjoy. Its pretty annoying but just watch it for a bit and right around 2:30 you will know where it is headed. I don't want to ruin anything so just watch it.

Mini Moni Chicca 7

I can't embed youtube videos anymore for some reason so just click the link!

sickest license plate

i was driving somewhere the other day and a car pulled out in front of me, it was a Mazda Precidia, maybe mid to late 90s. Anyways the Precidia with its engine pumping at full speed rockets down Martindale Rd. towards Port Dalhousie with an objective in mind. I immediately thought this guy was pretty bad ass with his modified muffler firing out a really ear pleasing whine. Right when I thought he was straight out of Fast and the Furious 4: St. Catharines Drift I looked at his license plate and knew that I was not looking at any mortal man...no, for what I gazed my steely eye upon was a god. The plate, raised a bold, yet confident without being arrogant, aura around his chariot. Here is what I spied:

WRLDCHMP

Yes. This is it. The world champion drives a mid 90's Mazda Precida with a modified muffler. What is he a champion of? umm... how about THE WORLD? Maybe I'll see him again some day but I doubt it. He was probably off to a competition somewhere, defending his title from other contenders.

Do you think he had to pay for that plate? Or was it given as the trophy at the world champion games? Is he just a champion of one particular thing? Why a Precidia? So many questions...

I can picture him down at the Ministry of Transportation.
"Hey, can I get a custom license plate made?"
"Yes there will be an extra charge, what would you like it to say?"
"WRLDCHMP"
*winks at the clerk and blasts off on a jetpack*

Maybe one day I will be like him.

BREAKING BLOG NEWS

hmm well looks like those in ultraextreme land will finally get to rally behind their leader. It seems like we have an interesting predicament.

a new blog start up, http://toplessrockstars.com/ has just entered the 'scene' and I couldn't help but notice their slogan... "You couldn't handle it"... to my faithful readers you may find this sounding awfully familiar. I wonder why...oh I know, because its a direct rip off of my slogan "can you handle it". I have direct precedence over this slogan as it was trademarked by me In December of 2006.

I hope the people behind this blog are prepared for the backlash that they are about to receive by not only my rabid fans but also by my team of rabid lawyers. They are dogs with rabies and I am not even kidding, dogs are my lawyers and they know the law (dog law).

I wasn't even sure what I was going to blog about before but now I will be documenting the legal proceedings of this looming court battle, or slug-fest which the media has started to call it.

Stay tuned.

look at how bored i am

I'm so bored at work that I am starting my blog again. I think I'll update it every day (weekday) in the afternoon to document what happened during my exciting life as a professional youtube watcher, MSN converser and editor of a news paper.

Here is some stuff I did today: Talked to someone about wanting coverage for some event, talked to a dude from IT, umm watched a lot of people walking around looking for where to go for their graduation and gave a newspaper to a construction worker. That isn't everything that I did but its the most note-worthy. Tomorrow will probably be busier though!

Here is a picture of me, circa last week. I have this expression on my face the entire time I'm at work. Maybe even less happy looking though.

See you tomorrow...