i was driving somewhere the other day and a car pulled out in front of me, it was a Mazda Precidia, maybe mid to late 90s. Anyways the Precidia with its engine pumping at full speed rockets down Martindale Rd. towards Port Dalhousie with an objective in mind. I immediately thought this guy was pretty bad ass with his modified muffler firing out a really ear pleasing whine. Right when I thought he was straight out of Fast and the Furious 4: St. Catharines Drift I looked at his license plate and knew that I was not looking at any mortal man...no, for what I gazed my steely eye upon was a god. The plate, raised a bold, yet confident without being arrogant, aura around his chariot. Here is what I spied:
WRLDCHMP
Yes. This is it. The world champion drives a mid 90's Mazda Precida with a modified muffler. What is he a champion of? umm... how about THE WORLD? Maybe I'll see him again some day but I doubt it. He was probably off to a competition somewhere, defending his title from other contenders.
Do you think he had to pay for that plate? Or was it given as the trophy at the world champion games? Is he just a champion of one particular thing? Why a Precidia? So many questions...
I can picture him down at the Ministry of Transportation.
"Hey, can I get a custom license plate made?"
"Yes there will be an extra charge, what would you like it to say?"
"WRLDCHMP"
*winks at the clerk and blasts off on a jetpack*
Maybe one day I will be like him.
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I think you ARE like him.
You're a WORLD CHAMP. Yeah, you've got ALL the vowels.
something so amazing:
I saw this guy over reading week when Jared was here and I said "I don't think a world champ would drive a precidia" and he looked at me and said "oh, I thought it's for WORLD CHUMP" to which his car made much more sense.
Maybe even world CHIMP. Imagine that?!
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