guys i'm really tired

but i'm gonna blog anyways cause i'm dedicated to this. i started it and i'm gonna finish it! ok well i am too tire to think of anything really great for this update so it is just a point form list of stuff that happened over the past week or that i want to happen in he near future.

-number one is i am done school for the semester. its pretty great to be done eventhough i'm bored and i dont want to work. i want to just chillax or hill (a combination of hanging and chilling) but at the same time i dont know what to do between those crippling hours throughout the day between when i get up around 1:00 and when i go to bed around 1:00. those 12 hours are killing me. i think i am going to buy a couple video games and MAYBE a book but i don't know yet so don't pressure me ok sheesh.

-number two katherine and i each won a stuffed animal (rudolf and a reindeer respectively) however no one will ever know how we won them cause its embarassing but also really really cool to say you won these prizes for this reason. sorry but you'll never know.

-number three i scored a goal in soccer today and we won the game. gooooooo team #2 (thats us) also my goal wasnt the winning goal or anything but i like to make it sound like it was.

-number four i'm tired and going to bed good night.

leave a comment with a suggestion for what book is good and i may buy it and then read it and post my impressions on this very blog after i read it. this is interactive internetting and entertainment.


Also look at this, Zach Braff or whatever his name is has the SAME SHIRT AS ME. I bought it before him though so thanks for copying my style. ugh what can i do to be original anymore... Zach, send me a new and free shirt that you don't own after you read this please thanks (yeah Zach reads my blog in case you were wondering).

learn something today

here is something fun for everyone. i randomly found some words on the urban dictionary and am going to post them here cause they're pretty great and i think we should maybe use them more in our everyday language. i know i for one will use these more often and i hope you will too.

Chunk up the deuce - Putting up a sideways peace sign with your hand.

Hamburgler - To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.

Nap fraud - When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

why am i doing this this is stupid... oh yeah cause i don't want to study.

a badunkadunk butt - Someone in possession of a large posterior. Also known as "junk in the trunk."

Karpet Kid - a person who has a class in the carpet hallway. the carpet hallway is for a retarded person like micayla

umm... i don't know how valid that last one is really but its on the site so its probably legit.

In other news the paper is done for christmas but i still have two exams and an essay so i think everyone should feel sorry for me and my plight.

heres a picture on my computer:


thats a real CD, you're not hallucinating.

argh Chapters

I needed to buy some books today (i go to UNIVERSITY yeah thats right) and i forgot to buy these books throughout the year cause i'm a busy guy and don't really have time to remember to buy essential supplies for my learning or whatever.

Well i went to this 'book' store today and started looking around and this lady asked me if i needed help to which i replied 'yes, do you have a classics section?' (i only read classical literature, the rest of your typical mainstream trash isnt worth my time thank you very much). so anyways she said they didn't but they probably have what i'm looking for. i whip out my list of books that i need which included Balzac, Rousseau, Peter the Great and Pushkin. Now ok i didn't really think they would have Peter the Great or Pushkin but Balzac is pretty big (and has a great name) and Rousseau was popular i thought... so she takes me around and starts looking and suggests me stuff that isn't even close to what i want at all!

ugh Chapters what the heck! WHAT THE HECK! so i left the store and on my way out asked to speak to the manager and told her about Beatrice or whatever her name was (the lady that 'helped' me) and how poor of a job she did and i wanted to see her get fired on the spot in front of me. The manager said she was sorry and would talk to her in private about it. merry christmas Beatrice i hope you get fired for inconvieniencing me and eventhough you dont control the stocking or purchasing you still should pay for my 15 minutes that you wasted which I WILL NEVER GET BACK!

I ended up going to the library and got them all for free so i guess it worked out better that way.

Also as a side note at work the other day this lady told me that she needed to buy a nintendo wii immediately because the next day she was going for cancer surgery for the third time in her life and 'hopefully they get it all out this time'.

the post without a video

ok so giving into popular opinion I'm going to write something longer than one sentence. Today was production day at the paper and it was going good until it started snowing and I got hit with a snowball in the EYE...thanks a lot Cameron. So after the ambulence arrived and told me that I would need to wear an eye patch for a few days the day didnt seem as great as it started. This is kind of a coincedence because I saw some dude with an eyepatch sitting at Starbucks at Brock a couple days ago. It was one of the pirate looking ones that has the strap going around the head and not one of the ones that just sticks to the eyesocket. I couldnt help but respect him for going the traditional route with the strap one because i think in today's society we don't value tradition enough.

I will post up some pictures of the snowball fight if I can figure it out. There are some sweet ones of me winding up to throw at Andrea. (I hit her pretty good a few times). I am also taking suggestions for how to get back at Cameron. I'm thinking of blinding him forever.

Also for Travis Nicholson Miss Spears is still smoking hot. period. if you don't agree with that what about christina aguliera? she is probably even better than brittney.

Thanks to KATIE for the photos she is the best photo person!

Mom laughs as kid almost dies

Janice, this hurts.

first post

yesssssss i am blogging

here is a youtube video that I enjoyed and I hope you enjoy it too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3aYZQJZ1SQ